i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
I went to the beach and all I got was this sunburn.
I also saw a hooker, saw a man purchase said hooker, almost got mugged by two dudes (seriously…. I’m not joking. I had to run across traffic to get away from them), our hotel was highly questionable and our first room didn’t have electricity so I bullied them into giving us an ocean front room (NY style), and to top it all off I got really burned (it’s worse than it looks in this picture).
stay tuned for the bikini pictures I’m not going to post